#party packages

[424playfactory]

Choose 424 Play Factory for your next children's birthday party.

[thunderon]

actually my day just got marginally better because one of the neighborhood kids insisted on holding an umbrella over me and walking me to my car. it wasn’t actually raining or anything lol for some reason the kid just really wanted to hold an umbrella over my head but it made us both happy so whatever

[fraternum-momentum]

[kaleidofreak]

style plushies with the deadpool mug :333

[bigskyandthecoldgun]

nancy wheeler is a dog person. specifically, a Big Scary Dog person. she owns two enormous dobermans and has named them the cutesiest names possible. think of the sugary-sweetest name you can think of and then double the cuteness. they are the most well-trained dogs anyone has ever met in their entire lives. they would kill for her if commanded. they also think they are lap dogs and insist on snuggling with her as much as they can. they have designated beds in her living room with their names neatly embroidered in pink on each one. their barks are intense enough to give a passerby a heart attack. they both have pretty little pink collars that nancy rotates out for a new one every couple of days. their teeth are the sharpest teeth you’ve ever seen and they use them to bring nancy her notebooks and newspapers as gently as they can. she would die for them, but they would never let that happen. if she sits down beside them, they tower above her. it’s ridiculous.

ofc, if you wanna make it ronance (which i always do), when robin and nancy move in together, and the dogs can no longer fit on the bed with them (they are too big), nancy moves their beds from the living room into the bedroom and they sleep at the foot of the bed. someone once tried to break in and before robin could even dial 911, the dogs had it handled. nancy didn’t even have time to bring out her handgun before the dogs had the intruder pinned to the ground. they wagged their tails the whole time. robin loves them. she is also terrified of their power. nancy runs the house and all three of them—robin and the dogs—are perfectly aware of this.

[arucloche]

The death of Subject 00's relative has been confirmed.

His remains are stored in Area D3, Section 1.

They are boxed and processed.

[nafohcnis]

i wonder if jedediah or octavius ever drunk drove in the car😭

i saw a video of this drunk amish dude sleeping in the carriage since the horse knew the way home, so it’s got me wondering if it was that way before cars too. and now like.. i mean is it obvious you shouldnt be doing something like driving a car while drunk if you came from horse-back riding times ? people know its bad now an they still do it. justin…..timberlake……BJDGAJFGSHDHA

ANYWAY jedediah and octavius drunk driving…follow yourbheart💝?

then larry lectures them

[nirvanaida]

tumblr liberals are so weird. some one will say “hey don’t you think we should be able to vote third party like every other functioning democracy” and then the the libs jump like a rabid dog to accuse them of being a russian psyop. normal behaviour

[clownsuu]

Yooo, you got a design for Helob from clut of the lamb? Your designs are always bussin 🔥🔥

Spoodler fhchHFHFHF-

[lichqueenlibrarian]

Uhura is wearing a floor length white evening gown and opalescent evening slippers. She’s so beautiful.

[itspileofgoodthings]

Taylor returning over and over to the falling through the ice accident in the Bolter—everything to me

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

Also I know I joked about Taylor inviting all the kids to her house this weekend because she missed engaging in a little light kidnapping on the Eras stage but in all seriousness it made me laugh because is there any more quintessential thirtysomething experience than being the single childless friend in the group and being surrounded by all your friends’ kids 😂

Like, it’s not that you specifically invite kids to your party, it’s that all your best friends are married with kids so your weekend getaway is gonna turn into a slumber party by default 😂

[saint-miroir]

Delicious Party♡Precure glitter clear cards featuring Cure Precious and her civilian form. Scanned from my personal collection.

[dadaonice]

Mitorakaruna. Halloween cats party tin. Cat cookies.

[consolecadet]

Perk of being a local friend of a couple with one celiac guy in it: we will probably give you food someone else gave my husband that I can't eat